a photoset just froze wrong on my dash and i can’t stop laughing
nice legs jared
nice legs daisy dukes makes a moose go
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person.
Lol like… the guy who is accused of sleeping with 12 girls every night is actually just hanging out in his stylist’s hotel room with her, her fiance and their baby and then he goes and facetimes with his security guard’s little daughter like… FUCK THE MEDIA MAN
“louis is happy with eleanor larry hurts eleanor” maybe you should take harry’s feelings into consideration
reblog every time
Harry’s face when he sees Eleanor kiss Louis
Harry’s face when Louis looks like he might kiss him
Sorry I’d rather see the second one
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
gay marriage and ponies
he’s the hero we deserve
Vermin Supreme, you have my vote.
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and our entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
There was a man
A Time Lord
Who stole a box
And ran away amongst the stars
He met many friends along the way
And he lost
He never died just changed his face
He has many names
The Lonely God
The Oncoming Storm
But most of all The Doctor
Because Doctor’s fix people and thats what he does best
So when you see him grab his hand close your eyes and
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background